Carl Pavano, you're a thithy!

I don't know what to say about this guy. The Boss brings this guy over so the bombers can have some "youth" on the team. They sign him for a gagillion dollars last year and played half the season with a losing record. This year he comes back rested and behind schedule. On March 29th he gets his first inning of spring training and on the first hitter he falls while fielding a grounder! Carl Pavano, you pretend to be a gagillion dollar pitcher, but for this YOU'RE A THITHY!

You're a thithy!

This blog is dedicated to those that fail to do the tough. What does that consist of you ask? It’s quite simple. The pattern of our quintessential thithy pattern is as follows:
1) Doing pull-ups on the chandelier and breaking it off from the ceiling.
2) Attempting to beat up your sister's lover boy and getting wrestled to the ground.
3) Doing a titty dance (not the pole kind).

So for the inaugural thithy, Doug Whitmore you're a thithy!