Mets Fans, you're a Thithy!
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Oh I'm sorry, that was the Mets choking it up in the NLCS. ARod Jr took 14 mil beans to the bank this year and he went down looking in the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, 2 outs, and 2 strikes. Timmy Cas just has to say WOW! Some big time hitter he is. Willy, you let down NY. How in the world did you let Cliff Floyd hobble up to the plate with man on 1st and 2nd. BUNT FOO! Waste a man. You got Glavine ready to go and he's probably the team's best bunter. You're my boy Willy, but you should've bunted. I guess I can't blame you. I get it. You were playing to win the game in the 9th. As Mr. October's teammate I understand you play to win the game. So from here on out lets go back and blame your players. Your players that recorded a franchise amount of runs in the regular season. Wha happened? Offense decided to not show up. So let's talk about the new supposed prince of New York - David Wright. All year long Timmy Cas has been listening to these absurd comparisons between David Wright and Derek Jeter. Is DWright good? Sure he's good. Timmy Cas says "STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT." David Wright is no Derek Jeter. In hindsight it's pretty easy to outplay your contract when you're only making a few thou a year. He signs a big contract and this guy is garbege. He struggles late in the year right after he signs. All could be forgiven if he showed up in the postseason as all New Yorkers know. Timmy Cas says 216. What is 216 you ask? 216 is the David Wright's batting average in the post season. What else does Timmy Cas has to say? 500. 500 was Derek Jeter's batting average in the post season for 06. Yeah, I know he had less ABs but let's just be serious. 500 is 500 no matter how you look at it. You don't like that comparison cause Derek Jeter had less at bats then lets get into it. I already told you David Wright's batting average in his first post season - 216. Derek Jeter's batting average in his 1st post season was 361! Derek Jeter was in the postseason for 10 years now and his career post season batting average is 314 with 478 ABs! If you feel tempted to make that comparison in the presence of Timmy Cas just STOP IT. STOP IT. Don't even think about it. So back to the Mets. The Mets without a doubt had the most unstoppable offense all year in the NL. They just lost the pennant to a team with 80 regular season wins and almost gacked up their central div lead. Does it seem like Timmy Cas hates the Mets. Maybe he does. But Timmy Cas really hates Mets fans more. You and your glass is always half empty attitude. For the last couple of weeks I got nothing but crap about my Yanks losing. Thats fine. They lost. I got nothing to defend there. But you Mets fans make me sick. Especially you closetted Met fans that came out the woodwark this year. It's almost like you expected the Mets to gack it up. Have some faith in your team man.
Here is what im talkin about. I stole this right from the Deacster himself.
Oh I'm sorry, that was the Mets choking it up in the NLCS. ARod Jr took 14 mil beans to the bank this year and he went down looking in the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, 2 outs, and 2 strikes. Timmy Cas just has to say WOW! Some big time hitter he is. Willy, you let down NY. How in the world did you let Cliff Floyd hobble up to the plate with man on 1st and 2nd. BUNT FOO! Waste a man. You got Glavine ready to go and he's probably the team's best bunter. You're my boy Willy, but you should've bunted. I guess I can't blame you. I get it. You were playing to win the game in the 9th. As Mr. October's teammate I understand you play to win the game. So from here on out lets go back and blame your players. Your players that recorded a franchise amount of runs in the regular season. Wha happened? Offense decided to not show up. So let's talk about the new supposed prince of New York - David Wright. All year long Timmy Cas has been listening to these absurd comparisons between David Wright and Derek Jeter. Is DWright good? Sure he's good. Timmy Cas says "STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT." David Wright is no Derek Jeter. In hindsight it's pretty easy to outplay your contract when you're only making a few thou a year. He signs a big contract and this guy is garbege. He struggles late in the year right after he signs. All could be forgiven if he showed up in the postseason as all New Yorkers know. Timmy Cas says 216. What is 216 you ask? 216 is the David Wright's batting average in the post season. What else does Timmy Cas has to say? 500. 500 was Derek Jeter's batting average in the post season for 06. Yeah, I know he had less ABs but let's just be serious. 500 is 500 no matter how you look at it. You don't like that comparison cause Derek Jeter had less at bats then lets get into it. I already told you David Wright's batting average in his first post season - 216. Derek Jeter's batting average in his 1st post season was 361! Derek Jeter was in the postseason for 10 years now and his career post season batting average is 314 with 478 ABs! If you feel tempted to make that comparison in the presence of Timmy Cas just STOP IT. STOP IT. Don't even think about it. So back to the Mets. The Mets without a doubt had the most unstoppable offense all year in the NL. They just lost the pennant to a team with 80 regular season wins and almost gacked up their central div lead. Does it seem like Timmy Cas hates the Mets. Maybe he does. But Timmy Cas really hates Mets fans more. You and your glass is always half empty attitude. For the last couple of weeks I got nothing but crap about my Yanks losing. Thats fine. They lost. I got nothing to defend there. But you Mets fans make me sick. Especially you closetted Met fans that came out the woodwark this year. It's almost like you expected the Mets to gack it up. Have some faith in your team man.
Here is what im talkin about. I stole this right from the Deacster himself.
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